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(Team) Playing as scout

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Team

red

(Team) Scout <<<

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Team

blue

(Team) [Scooter] Now!

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Team

red

ZImber.ca

(Team) = Soldier =

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) is there a CVAR for a caplimit?

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Team

red

(Team) am i defense?

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Team

red

(Team) w/e u wanna do

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attention, i need everyone to clearly understand this

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blue

ILL STOP SHOOTING!

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Team

red

(Team) i can prob solly basement if needed

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Team

blue

(Team) [Scooter] Affirmative!/Thx [75][25]

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Team

red

(Team) yea

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SPECTATOR

the team that is the first one to capture 2 flags, wins the map and the match

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blue

OK!

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) 1st to 2 wins right?

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blue

no ovo! even flag carrier!

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red

fair ping!

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blue

crystal clear!

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Team

red

(Team) id rather offense tho

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) orange?

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blue

neither server was fair ping

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Team

red

(Team) yea

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) yes

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Team

red

(Team) no sound d

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) ur right

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) kk

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) <1|0> Negative / No / Sorry

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Team

red

(Team) i can atleast hear beeps with hs on sholder

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sorry ca, london is best we could do

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red

i suggest 15min on each server

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) era ? :p

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Team

blue

(Team) just shut it

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blue

bit unfair, should have a server in the atlantic

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blue

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red

so there is no distinct advantage

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blue

on silvercap how? :D

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red

yeah 15mins each

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SPECTATOR

and then you draw again

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red

that sounds good

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SPECTATOR

lol

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Team

blue

(Team) shush

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) canada?

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) :p

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red

how is us having 125ping vs them having 45 team ping fair?

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Team

blue

(Team) erba ag hissen nu

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Team

red

(Team) 2 caps on this bitch?

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Team

blue

(Team) spamma for livet

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Team

blue

(Team) :)

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Team

red

snakey.ca

(Team) yes

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Team

red

(Team) 2ez

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cant get it better

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Team

blue

(Team) ja! grens hela DAN

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red

thats why 2 rounds works best

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SPECTATOR

want me to ping bomb the swe team? :D

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red

sail your boat

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red

with a server on it

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) <1|0> Negative / No / Sorry

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red

each team has home team advantage

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red

combine scores

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red

untill pings even out

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Team

red

(Team) LOLZ

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red

someone build an oilrig in the mid atlantic and make the server there

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swedes ping higher to northamerica as far as i know

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red

lol?

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red

our internet lines are frozen

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SPECTATOR

did u try new york?

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red

thats not possible

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red

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blue

hey thanks for a great olympics

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orange did u try the new york server?

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) stfu :p

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) hahaha

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red

^^^^

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) dont wanna change ffs :p

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) ye what bout new york

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) lets just test it

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) fair enough....bitch

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) ok

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Team

red

(Team) blix come o chan

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) lol

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) to keep it fair

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) if you think it might get improvement?

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) i think so

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red

raping the swiss in curling

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red

lol

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Team

red

(Team) forget last rd , fresh start , all or nothin :P

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Team

blue

(Team) glom inte teleport sen angron om du far tid :)

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) you think NY > London?

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Team

blue

Angron.se

(Team) visst

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) we can try

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) atleast try it i dunno

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Team

red

(Team) /b/lack up huey

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) takes so long omg

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) might be evened out

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) i mean i have time

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) dont know bout teams

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) no, just 10 min ,p

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Team

blue

(Team) ni ligger flickan och stirrar pa mig :/

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) common lets test it

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Team

blue

(Team) [Scooter] Killlllll

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Team

blue

(Team) samma har haha

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Team

blue

(Team) nu"

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Team

blue

GrAnD.se

(Team) ajda :S

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SPECTATOR

not live

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Team

blue

(Team) inte glad

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) we all want a fair match

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red

why

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) hihihi

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red

its late

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) <1|0> Negative / No / Sorry

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blue

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Team

blue

(Team) jag kan inte spela resten av veckan iaf hahhaahah

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red

some of us want to go to bed

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Team

blue

(Team) nu tar vi denna!

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Team

blue

GrAnD.se

(Team) rofl :D

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Team

red

(Team) LoLz!!

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Team

red

(Team) LoLz!!

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Team

red

(Team) LoLz!!

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Team

red

(Team) LoLz!!

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Team

red

(Team) LoLz!!

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Team

red

(Team) LoLz!!

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Team

red

(Team) LoLz!!

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Team

red

(Team) LoLz!!

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Team

red

(Team) LoLz!!

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blue

why not live?

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red

kaizoku.ca

i want to start my hw =|

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SPECTATOR

since you wanted to bitch around (:D), we will try the NY server

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red

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blue

ffs

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blue

wht

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blue

no nono

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blue

....

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red

lol

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SPECTATOR

if canada wants that

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blue

lets go

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Team

blue

(Team) [Scooter] Killlllll

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red

live

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Team

red

(Team) just say live

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blue

live

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Team

red

(Team) ffs

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blue

live imo

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red

do what u think is fair your admin

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SPECTATOR

ok if ca wants ,p

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red

live

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) ca says live

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SPECTATOR

live it is

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blue

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Team

blue

(Team) [Scooter] Killlllll

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SPECTATOR

live k

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SPECTATOR

FUCK IT WERE GOING LIVE

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SPECTATOR

gogogogoooo

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blue

gl hjf

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SPECTATOR

FUCK DDAMN THING SUCKS

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) god thank for 5 mins prematch ,p

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) :D

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Team

blue

(Team) Playing as medic

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) laughing my ass off :D

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) i just love woody's comments

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Team

blue

(Team) [Medic] Now!

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) oh right, didnt have stream on

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) :x

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Team

red

(Team) Medic <<<

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) :D

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) woody is so hilarious

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Team

blue

(Team) flag tossed

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Team

red

(Team) ashort

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Team

red

(Team) flag

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Team

blue

(Team) [Medic] Flaggan kastad [21][20]

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) rofl

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) uh

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Team

blue

(Team) flag tossed

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) hahahaha

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) uhmmmmm

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Team

blue

(Team) [Off] I have dropped enemy flag

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) did he say 14?

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) first cap for swe

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) SCORES [ SE 10 : 0 CA ]

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) just one more :o

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Team

blue

(Team) flag tossed

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Team

blue

(Team) flag tossed

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) spiral is a bitch

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Team

SPECTATOR

(Team) 2 top 2 lower and its closed

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red

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red

snakey.ca

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blue

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SPECTATOR

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blue

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red

kaizoku.ca

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blue

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blue

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blue

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red

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SPECTATOR

sweden wins

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blue