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Public Communications (MM1 & Server Text):
 Time Type Team Player Text
 0:00:32 MM1 blue  we got it
 0:00:33 MM1 blue  look
 0:00:34 Server  Server there we go
 0:00:36 MM1 blue  record
 0:00:37 Server  Server yup
 0:00:39 MM1 blue  include a status
 0:00:41 Server  Server you have no steam id
 0:00:44 MM1 blue  i have steamid pending
 0:00:45 MM1 blue  rofl
 0:00:57 MM1 blue  get blargh to join
 0:01:00 MM1 blue  so i'll get his steamid
 0:01:20 Server  Server he has not been on
 0:01:23 MM1 blue  hell get ANY admin
 0:01:25 Server  Server hold on
 0:01:29 MM1 blue  anyone
 0:01:30 Server  Server let me find someone
 0:02:21 Server  Server we are the only losers up atm
 0:02:50 MM1 blue  rofl
 0:03:00 MM1 blue  so wait
 0:03:03 MM1 blue  if you left
 0:03:05 MM1 blue  and came bck
 0:03:09 MM1 blue  i would get your steamid
 0:03:11 Server  Server oooo
 0:03:17 MM1 blue  and you would get steamidpending
 0:03:44 MM1 blue MrSparkle.iN lmao
 0:03:46 MM1 blue MrSparkle.iN look
 0:03:49 MM1 blue MrSparkle.iN now i'm you
 0:04:03 MM1 blue  FFS
 0:04:11 MM1 blue  , you better not hack you whore
 0:04:57 MM1 blue MrSparkle.iN ok so
 0:04:59 MM1 red  wow, pretty easy to duplicate issue
 0:05:00 MM1 blue MrSparkle.iN if i left
 0:05:05 MM1 blue MrSparkle.iN you would get my steamid
 0:05:09 MM1 red  do it
 0:05:10 MM1 blue MrSparkle.iN wait
 0:05:17 MM1 red  lets find out
 0:05:23 MM1 blue MrSparkle.iN yeah if i left and came back you would get my steamid
 0:05:29 MM1 blue MrSparkle.iN yourecording?
 0:05:32 MM1 red  ya
 0:05:38 MM1 blue MrSparkle.iN k ill brb
 0:06:22 MM1 red  I am soooo going to hack now
 0:06:23 MM1 red  lmao
 0:06:24 MM1 red  look
 0:06:26 MM1 red  you're me
 0:06:33 MM1 red  and i'm steamidpending
 0:06:38 MM1 red  and we are being tracked
 0:06:42 MM1 red  roflz
 0:06:47 MM1 red  this will be funny as hell on tracker
 0:06:57 MM1 red  ok so if i left now
 0:06:58 MM1 red  umm, I think I stopped recording when I exited the game
 0:07:00 MM1 red  i wouldnt be able to log in
 0:07:05 MM1 red  because you are using my login
 0:07:34 MM1 red  yeah, I forgot to rerecord when I rejoined
 0:07:53 MM1 red  sok i recorded it all
 0:07:56 MM1 red  took screenies
 0:08:00 MM1 red  this is exactly what he needed lmao
 0:08:17 MM1 red  wow i could so fake out rf
 0:08:30 MM1 red  we are so login shareing banned now
 0:08:35 MM1 red  roflz
 0:09:12 MM1 red  ok i'm curious
 0:09:18 MM1 red  i want a screenie of the screen everyone is getting
 0:09:23 MM1 red  when someone else has their login
 0:09:30 MM1 red  er maybe not actually
 0:09:35 MM1 red  that might earn me a vac ban :p
 0:10:20 MM1 red  you always wanted my spot too didnt you :p
 0:10:32 MM1 red  well, atleast you can bhop now
 0:10:39 MM1 red  lmao
 0:10:53 MM1 red  jump on my head
 0:11:06 MM1 red  rofl
 0:11:12 MM1 red  im so sending this dem to valve
 0:11:15 MM1 red  mouse spam
 0:11:18 MM1 red  you knew that :p
 0:11:31 MM1 red  lmao
 0:11:34 MM1 red  i just killed myself
 0:11:41 MM1 red  you rape
 0:11:43 MM1 red  we should crash blarghalyzer
 0:11:46 MM1 red  send the logs there
 0:12:02 MM1 red  rofl i wonder what it would do
 0:12:12 MM1 red  lets find out
 0:12:19 MM1 red  rofl
 0:12:33 MM1 red  well i wanted a screenie of the someone else has my account
 0:12:38 MM1 red  but i like my 4 dig id :D
 0:12:50 MM1 red  mine's lower
 0:12:59 MM1 red  so then leave and come back
 0:13:03 MM1 red  so that i'll get to have it again
 0:13:48 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN roflz
 0:13:56 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN oh we could do this over and over
 0:13:59 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN then parse the logs
 0:14:00 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN roflz
 0:14:42 MM1 red  you are not pinging out
 0:14:47 MM1 red  what gives?
 0:14:49 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN no i'm not :p
 0:14:51 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN dunno
 0:15:02 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN leet
 0:15:06 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN now i can play 5v again
 0:15:27 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN man
 0:15:32 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN i wonder what df will do with this
 0:15:45 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN rofl
 0:15:47 MM1 red  df?
 0:15:50 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN demofreak
 0:15:54 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN it wont know what id to assign me
 0:15:59 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN ive had 3 ids on this one dem alone
 0:16:11 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN yours mine and pending
 0:16:19 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN omg i should search for steamid_pending on tracker
 0:16:23 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN see how many people come up
 0:16:31 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN itll show how long this bug has been going on
 0:16:34 MM1 red  good idea
 0:16:48 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN 1 brb baby needs more bottle
 0:19:17 MM1 red  woah, we have a bunny here
 0:19:26 MM1 red  u do....where??
 0:19:31 MM1 red  wait, it's not a bunny
 0:19:38 MM1 red  that's right
 0:19:43 MM1 red  check you steam id bro
 0:19:50 MM1 red  y??
 0:19:54 MM1 red  do it
 0:20:07 MM1 red  wewt
 0:20:14 MM1 red  wtf does that mean
 0:20:16 MM1 red  wait for it
 0:20:17 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN hi
 0:20:18 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN lmao
 0:20:37 MM1 blue  not check it
 0:20:40 MM1 blue  now
 0:20:45 MM1 red  hmmm
 0:20:52 MM1 blue  woot, I have it
 0:20:56 MM1 red  lol
 0:20:58 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN rofl
 0:21:01 MM1 blue  I am sooooo going to hack now
 0:21:06 MM1 red  don't go screwin up my name now
 0:21:10 MM1 red  D:
 0:21:15 MM1 blue  way too late for that
 0:21:19 MM1 blue  sucker
 0:21:21 MM1 red  :D
 0:21:31 MM1 red  i know...i ran my name into the ground
 0:21:37 MM1 red  nobody wuvs me anymore
 0:22:16 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN ok so if i left...
 0:22:23 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN and came back
 0:22:26 MM1 red MrSparkle.iN bunny would get my id
 0:22:26 MM1 red  then i would have urs
 0:22:31 MM1 blue  console restart
 0:22:38 MM1 red  retry
 0:22:41 MM1 blue  rgr
 0:22:57 MM1 red  2375...that's a low id
 0:23:02 MM1 red  she must be a hacker
 0:23:02 MM1 blue  :)
 0:23:07 MM1 blue  no, that's mine
 0:23:11 MM1 red  ahhh
 0:23:12 MM1 blue  i had hers
 0:23:17 MM1 red  ur the hacker then
 0:23:28 MM1 blue  you have hers
 0:23:29 MM1 red  4318??
 0:23:34 MM1 red  woohoo
 0:23:35 MM1 red  yep
 0:23:36 MM1 red  thats me
 0:23:38 MM1 red  i'm the admin
 0:23:40 MM1 red  yay
 0:23:41 MM1 red  or it was me
 0:23:45 MM1 red  now i'm pending
 0:23:54 MM1 blue  man, fucked up shit
 0:23:54 MM1 red  ur both banned bow ,D
 0:24:09 MM1 red  this will be funny as shit on tracker tomorrow
 0:24:17 MM1 blue  I know, we will ban eachother after we leave the server
 0:24:21 MM1 red  roflz
 0:24:28 MM1 red  man i'm never going to let this cycle end
 0:24:32 MM1 blue  woah, lag
 0:24:34 MM1 red  one of us must stay on the server at all times
 0:24:42 MM1 blue  wtf is up with my FUCKING PING!
 0:25:00 MM1 red  idk...i was havin that same prob last night
 0:25:07 MM1 blue  here
 0:25:12 MM1 blue  or on another server
 0:25:23 MM1 red  on all servers i went to
 0:25:31 MM1 red  and my connection is always good
 0:25:34 MM1 blue  yeah, steam has been bad of late
 0:25:47 MM1 blue  spikes all the time now
 0:25:48 MM1 red  i am starting a petition to bring back WON
 0:25:55 MM1 blue  yes!
 0:25:55 MM1 blue  its because you are playing with my steamid
 0:25:55 MM1 red  who's with me??
 0:25:58 MM1 blue  you now officially suck
 0:26:06 MM1 blue  he sucked before pad
 0:26:14 MM1 red  D:
 0:26:32 MM1 red  i like to think that i brought more to iN than skill
 0:26:35 MM1 blue  hldm never has ping issues
 0:26:56 MM1 blue  I ping poorly in a match, then swith the server to hldm and I ping fine
 0:27:11 MM1 red  ur connection = teh suck
 0:27:15 MM1 blue  something is wrong with TFC netcode
 0:27:19 MM1 blue  not at all
 0:27:28 MM1 blue  I never lag in hldm
 0:27:31 MM1 blue  or other games
 0:27:35 MM1 blue  only TFC
 0:27:55 MM1 red  lol
 0:28:13 MM1 red  i blame steam
 0:28:17 MM1 red  bring back WON
 0:28:22 MM1 blue  i blame alfred :D
 0:28:32 MM1 blue  I blame canada
 0:28:37 MM1 red  me to
 0:28:51 MM1 blue  56k demo
 0:28:53 MM1 red  i'm tired of blamin mexico...canada is now the new scapegoat
 0:28:58 MM1 blue  quickest det in the west
 0:29:03 MM1 red  haha
 0:29:16 MM1 red  wewt
 0:29:17 MM1 blue  roflz
 0:29:22 MM1 blue  i just crowbarred myself
 0:29:50 MM1 red  lol
 0:29:51 MM1 blue  roflz
 0:29:53 MM1 red  booo
 0:29:58    ------------------------ END OF ROUND ------------------------
 0:30:01 MM1 red  awww
 0:30:10 MM1 blue  rofl
 0:30:13 MM1 blue  rofl
 0:30:24 MM1 blue  hey, he won
 0:30:33 MM1 red  wewt
 0:30:37 MM1 red  that's right
 0:30:40 MM1 blue  blarghalyze this!
 0:30:44 MM1 red  and i didn't have to do anything
 0:30:51 MM1 blue  if it ever ends i will
 0:30:54 MM1 blue  i set a det after scorecard went up
 0:30:56 MM1 blue  it was leet
 0:31:03 MM1 blue  cuz i started it before it popped up
 0:31:04 MM1 red  lol
 0:31:06 MM1 blue  FIX TFC FFS!
 0:31:12 MM1 blue  roflz
 0:31:19 MM1 red  won never had this prob.
 0:31:26 MM1 blue  heh
 0:31:34 MM1 blue  it was soooooo much smoother then steam
 0:31:37 MM1 blue  wow how long is it gonna sit like this
 0:31:39 MM1 red  yeah
 0:31:42 MM1 blue  dont change it
 0:31:46 MM1 red  which is y we should bring it back




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